The Democratic States of Pyr Isle is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.861 billion Pyr Isleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pyr Islean economy, worth 81.2 trillion Floofs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,639 Floofs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, Pyr Isle has designated Pyr Isle City as its capital city, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyr Isle's national animal is the Great Pyrenees, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pyr Isle is ranked 278,019^th in the world and 580^th in A Taco Paradise for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.